You have an imaginary friend!
My dick has been in your mouth!
You have an imaginary friend!
I'm fairly certain at one point my balls were in your mouth too!
You have an imaginary friend!
This was after I went to the gym and didn't wash my balls before you came over to cheat on your boyfriend!
And they were most likely, probably, I'm really willing to bet in your mouth, too! (My balls!)
My dick was in your mouth!
I bet it was salty!
Because I didn't wash that either before you came over to cheat on your boyfriend because you needed one last fling before getting engaged and then married and you really wanted someone else's dick and balls in your mouth even though you claim to be a proud and honest Christian when we all know that's a big hypocrisy and you're just a cock-munching whore who uses religion as a crutch that somehow allows you to pass judgement on other people rather than walk upright because you had a broken leg or something like that!
My dick has been in your mouth!
You have an imaginary friend!
Named Jesus!
(and I still love you because it was the best head I ever had, ever!)