Sunday, December 10, 2006

J'ai Ecrit une Blog Poste...

Hola,

I've been... really lazy lately. Which is actually very impressive, because I'm lazy most of the time, so to say that I've been really lazy lately--you get the point. Maybe you don't, if you didn't just stop reading now. Anyways, I obviously haven't written a post in about a week. Well, I'm lazy. I'm not even writing this whole post right now; I wrote the next paragraph like two weeks ago. All I'm even doing right now is being really clever and setting that paragraph up with this one. Hmm... mision accomplished, proceed.

The point of this whole blog-thingey experiment type dealy-who was supposed to be for me to improve my writing ability. I probably read somewhere that a good way to improve your writing is to write, seems like kind of a no-brainer, huh? I think there was also something mentioned about reading too... I don't read very much though.

Wow, I wrote really well two weeks ago. I then got lazy and decided I didn't want to write anymore and hit the blue button labeled: "SAVE AS DRAFT." I want to do that now, but I won't because I know people count on reading my blog. My friend Zac told me that he hasnt' been able to brush his teeth for the last week because my laziness has thrown him completely off his daily routine.

Anyways, all I was really going to say was that I doubt I'll ever write well enough to sell a book, but I figure I will write well enough to write a movie, so being an underachiever that's the plan. I'm currently working on project entitled "Deldelka's Great Spitball Revenge Plot." Don't worry, that's a tentative title.

I've now decided that despite the fact I haven't really said anything this is good enough to post. And if I change my mind and hit the blue button, you'll never know, so how's that for paradox. Of course, you're reading this so it's not much of a paradox at all, and if you're not then I really am crazy.

I have another draft in this folder, so there's a good chance Zac will be able to brush his teeth two days in a row.

2 comments:

Andyconda said...

I've always wanted to write a movie about some kids who have a quest to fuck someone famous. Like Kelly Clarkson. And at the end of the movie, it's true love and all that bla bla bla.

My motivations are not that I'm interested in furthering the idea of True Love, but rather that i figure as writer, they'll invite me to the set. And then i can fuck kelly Clarkson.

Anonymous said...

Yep, your crazy you fuck. Oh, I need you to come up with more cool quotes so i can steal them and put them in my profile and facebook, ha. Peace man.

Taylor