My Post are Slammin

This week's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us:

I walk into the boy's bathroom at my school to yell at them to stop horsing around, take their respective pisses, and leave. Two brilliant works of calligraphy, written in bright green marker, are on the walls.

The first work of art says, "Bitches." The message is brief, but it's tactful in its simplicity, and it does a relatively effective job of expressing its intended message. I'm almost pleased.

The second message, "School are for Pussys," leaves me slightly disheartened. It's apparent that I've much work to do.

Indeed, school is for pussies...