Some things you should know about James:
He doesn't say intimidating things ala Christopher Walken, but he does do the intimidating things that Christopher Walken would say. You will not be told that "your tone is all wrong." He won't say, "Your talkin to my guy all wrong. You do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron." James isn't much for conversation.
However, if you do make the mistake of using the wrong tone with James' guy, then, you may very well be stabbed in the face with a soldering iron. There's witnesses to this very occurrence. Witnesses who swear they couldn't believe that liquefied metal could plunge daringly through a man's left cheek and out his right with such grace. This happened twice just last May. Neither time were words exchanged.
James likes to make a point, going as far as to say that he'd do two or three years in Riker's to achieve that end.
And as such, if he feels a point needs to be made, he'll come right through this computer screen and make one. Don't say you haven't been warned. Chuck Norris has nothing on me.
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