Just a Typical Monday

"Okay class, please turn to page 47 in your workbooks and do exercises 1 and 2"

"Me too?"

"Yes, as we've been over many many times, you are, in fact, a member of this class. Thusly, when I make blanket introductory statements such as 'okay class,' I am, in fact, referring to you too. However, I would like to thank you for once again wasting my time."

"Why? Why do I have to do it too?"

"As I mentioned previously, the whole class, in which you are a member, is responsible for completing exercises 1 and 2 on page 47 of the workbook."

"But, I don't wanna!"

"Well, god dammit, you fat, ugly, Baby Huey-lookin'-like (get'um), old-enough-for-deodorant-but-too-fuckin'-stupid-too-realize-it-smellin'-like (get'um), white trash, homely mother fucker (get'um) don't do it then!"

"Will you fail me?"

"Yes."

"What does homely mean?"

"There's a dictionary under your desk."