ATTN: Rudius moderator
I’m a big fan of the Tard Blog. It’s unfortunate Riti no longer writes. Anyways, I’m a special-ed teacher and wanted to fill out the application, but it doesn’t work anymore. Since the Blog hasn’t been published to in such a long time, I’m assuming you gave up this cause. A friend of mine and I both would like to fill out an application, and I believe she’s already contacted someone within your organization, as we recently had the following conversation:
My friend: ps, i just sent them a message.
My friend: you should do it too.
Me: a rudius moderator?
Me: what'd you say?
Me: i'd like to author the tard Blog.
Me: because i teach tards.
Me: and they're funny little fuckers.
My friend: oh my god.
My friend: oh my god.
My friend: i just realized why it's called tard.
My friend: and i'm horrified.
My friend: oh my god!
Me: you missed that?
My friend: completely. that probably makes me a tard myself.
Me: yea, i think you might be one.
My friend: i'm surprised you're just realizing that.
My friend: and you should be aware this is why i'm good at my job... i relate to my kids a little too well.
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I'd like to make a formal complaint that I am listed as an anonymous friend here, rather than my very fabulous self.
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